Rizla has them, and if I remember correctly, Smoking has them. Unfortunately not all brands have these warning papers. The eleventh-last paper of the pack is a special warning paper stating that there are only ten papers left. Some brands have found a solution to this problem.

It’s extremely difficult to estimate how many papers there are left in a pack of rolling papers and when it is the time to buy a new pack. This time I blog about an extremely handy feature of some smoking paper brands. Since we are not expecting any gourmet smoking experience, Bonus Red is a good enough rolling tobacco. In this cigarette, the paper costed a bit more than the tobacco itself. Also, due to the thickness of the paper and the weakness of the glue, getting the glue stick was quite difficult. It is practically impossible to roll a tight cigarette with them. The downside of these papers is that they are so thick that they are difficult to manipulate. There’s no point using these papers with any pipe tobacco that has a dominating aroma in itself. I could be nice to try these papers with 50% some extremely neutral pipe tobacco such as Peterson Sherlock Holmes. With these papers you basically get the same effect as with 50% cheap booze-flavoured pipe tobacco, such as Caravelle. Honey tasted clearly, cognac less so, but you could sense some booze-related aroma. I guess Brown Sugar is the brand, and cognac and honey are what it is supposed to taste. I used Brown Sugar Cognac & Honey flavoured rolling paper. I did not have high expectations with this one, but I was positively surprised. Every cigarette must have a text printed with this ink stating: “Warning! This ink is poisonous when inhaled.” * The government must find an ink that is poisonous to inhale. They must be required to participate in a course that educates them how not to fall victims of hidden advertising. * Since the salespeople of the grocery stores open the tobacco cupboard a lot, they see a lot of tobacco packages. Every smoker must have at least three of these posters on the walls of his/her bedroom. * The contents of the warning label of a tobacco product must be given with the product to the customer as a 1m x 1m poster. Closing one’s eyes is not enough, since it is possible to peek between the closed eyelids. * Whenever a salesperson opens the cupboard to take a tobacco product to sell, the customer must turn their back on the cupboard. Whenever they see someone buy a tobacco product, they must disapprove in a loud and theatrical manner. * The government must hire theater students to patrol grocery stores. * Whenever a salesperson sells a tobacco product (s)he must say to the customer: “Tobacco is very harmful for health.” (That’s how most of the Finns pronounce Marlboro.) The customer must also not say “Malporo”. If the customer says “White Mallu”, the store is not allowed to sell the product. * The customer must ask for a tobacco product using its proper name.

In the following I propose new laws that help the government to achieve their noble goal. The irony will follow.) Unfortunately, this law has not prevented the people from smoking. The customer must ask for a specific product, and the salesperson takes it from a closed cupboard and sells it. Thus far the government has introduced a law that prohibits the shops from openly displaying tobacco products. The Finnish government intends to eradicate tobacco smoking altogether in a couple of decades. Warning for Americans! This blog post contains irony. So I do not have to throw the Marlboro pouch away. It has a too strong stingy taste to be mixed with most pipe tobaccos, but Black Ambrosia is aromatic enough so that the Marlboro flavour does not taste under it. It tasted just as I remembered the cigarettes tasted, dry and stingy. When I saw Marlboro Red rolling tobacco in a tobacco store, I decided to refresh memories. Then I switched back and forth between factory-made Smart cigarettes and RYO Smart until I found my current smoking habits. Later I tried Smart cigarettes, which had a much softer taste and changed brands immediately. I would not want to smoke this kind of tobacco all the time, but it is nice now and then.īack in the old days when I was too young to smoke legally, I used to smoke Marlboro Red cigarettes. It is a bit more refined than Sweet Killarney, but definitely very candylike. Black Ambrosia is again one of those so aromatic pipe tobaccos that they are almost candylike.

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